Free Writing

1: I know that it came in the mail, but I want to know who sent it, dear.
2: (Pause) I thought you did, darling.
1: You really think that I did, sweetheart?
2: Well, who else might have sent it, sugarplum?
1: You really think I would send you something like that, my love? Through the mail?
2: Well, dearest one, I wouldn't put it past you.
1: Truly, my love? You think so highly of me?
2: Truly, my love.
1: Where would I have gotten it, honey?
2: I assumed that you had plenty of it, snuggle bear.
1: You have just as much as I do, cutie pie.
2: But Dumpling, why would I have sent you this?
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TO BE CONTINUED....